One Giant Literary Step…

If you follow me on Facebook (and feel free to add me if you don’t… I am a massive social whore) then you will have read about me basking in my own spotlight today after I managed to bag one of my short stories a slot in a forthcoming anthology:  New Tales of The Old Ones.

It’s a book about tales based around stories written by H P Lovecraft, a writer of ‘weird fiction’ who amassed a collection of horror books called the Cthulhu Mythos and the Necronomicon story cycles.

The editor – Michael Dick – actually asked me if I could turn a story in to be considered, so I obliged… although like a true writer I left it right up to the last minute to submit my tale!

I hammered it and hammered it in those final weeks, finding myself completely drawn into the tale, loving the characters and the beast that I had created… remembering how much I loved to write and what a world of escapism it is to be in.

But I digress… My name is going to be in print, and a good year before I had envisaged it! If you recall my blog from January this year, I was hoping to get The Book finished by the end of the year. She’s currently sitting at 20,000 words and 40+ pages, but I now have the added incentive of actually believing that I can get it published now that someone has accepted my work!

So, yeah, this is a bit of a ‘filler’ blog, and I know I haven’t written anything of any real substance blog-wise for a few weeks now, but that’s all about to change with some of the big events I’ve got lined up.

I’ll also reveal all the info on the anthology I will be in as soon as I have the details myself.

Stay tuned.

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The International MixTrain Collective – Fatter Agnus Interview

[This weeks' blog sees the start of semi-regular interviews with some of the International MixTrain Collective's DJs, in a bid to spread the word and recruit new and talented DJs. This interview is with the IMTC's founder, Fatter Agnus.]

Hi Fatter. As you know I have been championing the MixTrain Collective for weeks, if not months, now, and the wider world and I would like to know more about you and the Collective. For starters, how did the formation of the MixTrain come about?

I used to play back in the 90’s but was away from the whole scene for more than a decade. I had been mulling over doing something again but didn’t want to go back to a pure-play vinyl/turntable setup. When the Native Instruments Kontrol S4 was released last Autumn I was instantly sold and decided that this was what I wanted to use for mixing.  The Kontrol S4 was in short supply all over the US so I spent a lot of time on web site learning about the kit as I waited for mine to arrive.  During that time I came across the DJTechTools site which is pretty much the number one DJ technology site out there.  I quickly became involved on their user forum and saw guys doing these mix trains – guys from all over agreeing to do, day a psy-trance mix train and each guy recording 10-15 minutes of a mix and sharing that file with the next guy to add on to. I thought about just getting involved on the trains happening there but what I really wanted was to do some stuff with my own circle of friends. I got a lot of good advice from the lads on the DJTechTools boards about putting mix trains together so II shot out a message to some friends with on Facebook to see if they would be up for something similar. The response was pretty quick and very positive. Within a couple of hours we had a dozen people spread across a bunch of time zones – all up for putting a drum and bass mix.  The first mix took about 6 weeks to complete as it went Cleveland, Ohio, USA – Isle of Wight -London – Isle of Wight – Raleigh, North Carolina, USA – Kuwait City, although I might not have that exactly right!

I love the whole concept of different DJs from all over the world getting together and creating a mix with their own styles. Would you say that starting the mix as the first DJ is hardest, or has the guy at the end got a lot to contend with as an hour mix drops through his email and he has to create something to compliment it? And is it usually in your hands to kick things off?

The DJ that kicks off the train does have a responsibility to ensure that their slot is appropriate and representative of the agreed theme.  You certainly don’t want to be working on a Mix Train where the first DJ has decided to drop Balls-to-the-Wall Scandinavian Death Squad Loop Rape Techno – especially when you were expecting some dubstep action.  Luckily, we haven’t run into anything like that yet.  We don’t ask DJs to audition as most are referred by existing members but if we have someone who finds us through TwitterFacebook or WordPress, we will ask them for a Soundcloud link or something similar so the existing members of the group can check them out. We actually met DJC-Kay on Twitter and everyone loved what he did on The Drop Train.

As for the being the last DJ, it’s always fun to be able to really go to town on the last slot and really build on the other DJ’s work.  Depending on the DJ’s setup, there are more technical considerations the further into the mix you go. For instance, some people play “Suicide Style” where they play and record the incoming mix and start their mix at the end.  This is the quickest and most effective way to do it but if you make a mistake you have to start the whole thing again. We have guys using AbletonTraktor, Serato and a number of other DJ and audio platforms and they all have their own way of doing it.

DJ CK

There are no hard and fast rules about who kicks off a train. I started the very first one and have probably kicked off a couple on top of that but it’s generally the DJ who comes up with an idea for a new train that gets things going. In other cases we just list all the available slots and let people sign up on a first come, first served basis.

I’m a big fan of DJC-Kay as I, too, found him through Twitter. How important are social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter to the MixTrain? And do you interact with any other sites?

There are two sides to the Mix Train. There’s the public side where we post mixes, let people know what’s going on and loom to attract new talent.  Then you have the internal side where the mix trains are created and managed and the place where the DJs get together.  Most of this could have been done before social networking erupted as internet forums have been around forever. In fact the DJTT guys do everything on their boards .  Having said all that, social networking allows you cast your net much farther in terms of working with a broader variety of DJs and attracting a more diverse group of listeners.  It’s also amazing how much a seemingly insignificant feature like the ‘add document’ in Facebook Groups has helped. The docs feature enables us to set out mix trains and let users in the group sign up, make edits and swap places with other DJs without everything having to go through Jay Innit , Erick Bruce or myself.  Of all the technology we currently use,Dropbox is hands-down my favorite. Dropbox is a service that allows folders to be shared and synchronized across multiple computers via the web.  This is what we use to share mix train mixes as they go from one DJ to another.

In terms of what sites we use it’s mostly FacebookTwitter and WordPress. The Facebook

fan page is a good place if you just want to be notified of new mix trains and get the odd

Oz White

update as we really don’t go crazy on the page with updates as to what we had for dinner.  Twitter is becoming more and more important and Mix Train tweets vary from information on new and upcoming mixes to relevant music/technology retweets and often it’s just what happens to be on my mind, which is clearly of interest to everyone on the planet! The WordPress site is my favorite as everything is there, all the mixes, the DJ profile pages and any articles that I decide to write. I am trying to get the Mix Train boys to write too as some of them have some great expertise to share.  Recently myself and our in-house Alchemist FutureKing were talking about him doing a series of articles about creating mashups. He is doing some really amazing stuff with seemingly not much more than a Commodore 64 and a myopic crow .

Ah, Futureking… I remember him and Jay Innit being the resident DJs in one of the smallest, grimiest clubs ever to have (dis)graced the face of the earth. They were characters now as they were then, if only with a few more grey hairs. Maybe you should get Future King to tell everyone about some of the (mis)adventures they got up to back ‘in the day’. Did you ever used to play clubs, bars, etc?

I played a few different clubs over the years but never reached the level of infamy attained by Messers King and Innit. In fact, I had a few messy nights myself at the particular club in question. What these two guys brought to the crowd was quality music that, like them, didn’t take themselves too seriously. “Serious Ravers” could go and have it next to kids who’d previously only been exposed to top 40 dance fodder. Back then there was also a lot of competition between DJs but these guys never had to play that game – they had a style, a home and a following to beat all followings.A lot of people got their music education at that venue.

Today I continue to be blown away by both of them.  I bow to Jay’s ability to take a set in any direction he pleases and Andy’s productions consistently give me the shivers. It was only this afternoon that I realized that I had one of his sets on repeat for 3 hours. So, yes, I played, but not like these two.

Climbing back aboard the MixTrain, I’ll be playing your latest mix on my radio show to tie in with this blog – as well as posting it on the bottom of this page. Tell me a bit more about this mix and also about the DJs involved in it.

IMTC 018 – ‘The Drop’ was originally called “Darker or Harder than the last’. The idea was to start the mix off with more accessible dinner drum and bass and take it downward from there.  Oz White kicks things off with BCee &  S.P.Y.’s  “Is Anybody Out There?”- a  liquid pleaser that I fell in love with the second I heard it. The baton gets handed over at the 10 minute mark to North London’s DJC-Kay who stamps his trademark smooth D&B vibe on the mix before an eight time zone jump to the West Coast and into the hands of my beat gridding tutor, Professor Ben (yes, he’s really a professor).  The scholar swiftly brings the horror with some fierce jungle that sets the tone for the rest of the mix.  Things change

direction again with a stop in Cleveland, Ohio again as yours truly flips the whole thing on

Professor Ben on the left#

its head with “Diary Tribe Volume 1” (Flump Pumper Dub) which has as much place in a drum and bass set as a bucket of minced eels in a KitKat factory.  If my slot is the darker, techier part of the mix, NoHero’s is by far the fattest, dropping monsters like Figure and Whiskey Pete’s “Cut Throat” on Heavy Artillery Recordings.  As for the last ten minutes? Well, it does exactly what it says on the tin. Jay Innit hits the red button and proceeds to stroll through the carriages, grinning at the punters as the train separates from the the rails, plows across the motorway and sets course for the  nearest ravine. Does that sum it up?

Eloquently. The IMTC has only been around briefly, but what are your long term plans and goals for you and your crew?

I started this whole project as a way for like-minded DJs to connect, and that will always be our ethos.  Moving forward, I would like to see our little community expand with new players from different parts of the world, bringing different viewpoints and styles. I don’t care if you are fourteen or four hundred and forty four, if you have a sound and can bring it, we want you. We have also seen more chatter in the group around production and I think there are some opportunities for collaboration there.

Future King of the World...?

I also think there is an opportunity here to create a (dare I say it) brand that’s capable of really changing the way electronic music artists rock a crowd.  We have lots of solo DJ’s and producers, a few double acts and a handful of awesome outfits but we don’t have a dynamic where the sound comes before everything.  Wouldn’t it be incredible if you could be in Sydney, San Diego or Shanklin and be able to go to a Mix Train gig where you didn’t know exactly who was playing but knew your night was going to be utterly explosive?  Given the right growth the IMTC has the ability to do this.

A global brand? A banging night? Or both? Here on the island we already have one of the IMTC DJs – Oz White – hosting his briliant drum and bass nights here in Ryde, but I do believe that our local area needs an IMTC night, as does Sydney, San Diego, et al. And I expect tickets. Will you be pressing the IMTC to pursue this kind of venture? Or will the Train remain on the tracks it already steams along for now?

Initially I would like to see an uptake in membership from more diverse parts of the World and that’s something I think we can achieve with the right people involved in the project.  To that end, we are actively looking for a few non-DJ’s who can seriously help promote the IMTC and attract more listeners and more players (well networked music bloggers – please get in touch).  As for the Global Brand – there’s definitely an opportunity there but like everything else, it comes down to time and money.  What is certain is that we will continue to put out solid mixes that people want to listen and dance to. It would be very cool to see an IMTC night on the Island though!

Click to listen to the IMTC mix – The Drop

And to see the MixTrain site, discover the full track listing for The Drop (as well as downloading it for FREE), and to play their other mixes or to help promote the Mix Train brand and get involved at the ground floor…  click on this link!

Blogs I Follow… and So Should You!

If you are friends with me on Facebook or twitter you will have noticed that I spam the hell out of other peoples’ blogs as well as my own. So, I thought that I would collate all the main ones I read/whore out and share them all in one space here for you.

I’m good like that.

In no particular order: (click on heading to go to their blog)

Roy DeWinkeleer and his RADventurer blog:

Ok, I said ‘in no particular order’, but Roy is an absolute fucking heavyweight in the

Roy is not the one on the right. I think.

blogging world and one of my favourite bloggers/writers around. His turn of phrase and the shit he gets up to is something of legend. Hell, in the guy’s latest blog about Beef With Shakespeare he manages to offend The Bard and most of my country and yet I still thanked the fucker afterwards.

He made me feel cheap and used. And I liked it.

Kevin Crew – Social Assassin:

Kevin is an old school buddy of mine and relatively new to the world of blogging, but his writing and subjects are strong, and he has already waded in by destroying the music of today in his very first blog! Follow-ups include the seedier side of Jamaica, and his latest offering is about… fire-eating. Go look.

A guy – like me – who likes to litter his blogs with pretty pictures.

Kerry Ella Connolly’s blogs about sex:

I just told you it’s about sex. Plus she puts in LOTS of rude pictures.

Ms Connolly

So what the fuck are you still reading this for?

Jeff Bennington:

Author of Reunion and also the successful Writing Bomb blog. A friendly, amicable author who takes the time out to answer any and all questions! Aspiring writers should read his blogs… and his book! Jeff also teaches a creative writing course, and the students and their book are the subject of his latest blog.

Natalie’s Twentysomething blog:

Ms de Gruchy is a new friend of mine but has been blogging for a while. Her page is covered with her thinkings/feelings, her pictures, stats about herself and her thoughts about the new man in her life.

It’s so saccharine I feel sick. But I like her and her blog and her cakes, so she makes the list.

The MixTrain:

The MixTrain

Being a radio DJ it goes without saying that I LOVE music, but Fatter Agnus’ collection of DJs from all over the world is the only blog I really follow to any extent. He often posts reviews of music products (if you’re that way inclined) but the real deal is when he posts up new mixes by himself and other DJs – that’s when you find yourself dancing around your lounge, washing up, or partying with these guys in the background.

Tune in and drop out.

Rachael Williams’ blog:

She’s a famous, she’s beautiful, one of her favourite films is Akira (as is mine) and her latest blog is about Vincent Price. Oh, and she blogs about porn and has naked pictures all over the place.

This girl ticks every fucking box I’ve got.

Did I mention she’s also a model?

Mitch Day – footballer, buffed, handsome, idiot.

I love Mitch. Everyone loves Mitch. You, too, will love Mitch if you read his blog. He’s a professional footballer (grass and beach) and plays in Spain. Plus he’s going out with a Barcelona cheer leader.

If that guy fell out of a plane he’d still land on his fucking feet.

The G and T Blog:

My fellow DJs at Vectis Radio (an online radio station) that have currently overtaken me in the ‘Who Can Get The Most Complaints Per Show’ race – mainly due to Gareth Icke being able to stick 500 straws up his arse in a record-breaking attempt.

They might be idiots, but they're our idiots.

Marni Mann:

A lady in Florida who has probably done more for my writing in the short time I’ve known her than I ever have myself. Read her blog, and soon you’ll be able to read her book… watch this space.

That’s all for this week. All the bloggers above are also on my blog roll. Enjoy!

I want to be like Mitch when I grow up.

I Need A Man!

Actually, I need a lawman.

To be even more specific I could do with a sheriff from Texas.

The reason? The book I’m writing is going well (and I’ll update everyone on it’s progress next week) – and I’ll explain just how much research is getting in the way of writing – but I need more information on my main character; a sheriff in a small town just south-west of Dallas.

I’ve contacted the Sheriff’s Association of Texas but have received no reply, and I’ve had the same problem having contacted some sheriff’s and police departments directly in small towns in various places throughout the state. I understand that these people are very busy and may have no time to reply, but even a quick note to let me know would have been appreciated as I could then move on to the next potential helper!

I need a sheriff/lawman/woman currently in work or retired just so I can ask them some basic questions about procedures, the uniform, arms, techniques, and various other questions I’ll come up with along the way. In return they will receive my eternal thanks as well as acknowledgements in the book and anything else they require!

So, I call upon my blogging, facebook and Twitter brethren, and ask if any of you can help me or know of someone who can help. You can contact me directly at the bottom of this blog, or through Twitter or facebook. I would put my email on this page but the amount of spam I receive almost weekly through this site puts me off doing that.

That’s all from me on this blog; it’s short and sweet as I’ve still got a book to write! I just need a little help filling some of the blanks…

And if someone could get me to Texas to ride in this beast I would gladly do so... in the name of research, of course.

I Want To Be A Zombie.

Ok, let me explain. I don’t want to be a rotting, smelling, degenerative rising from the grave (although 2 out of 3 isn’t bad) but I want to be a zombie.

Ok, that doesn’t really explain it, but if you’ve read my previous blogs (the one on ambition) you won’t have noticed a glaring omission from my list of ‘things to do before I die’. I stated that I wanted to get my HGV licence (done), go to Canada (3 weeks time), run my own business (kinda there now), and write a book (in progress). What I missed out and can’t believe I forgot at the time was that I want to be a zombie.

In a film.

Since I was a kid I’ve loved horror films. Loved them. It started with Hammer Horror before progressing onto the hardcore stuff like Alien, The Shining, et al, before I found Him. The Great Man Himself.

George Romero.

I gotta admit, I can appreciate how good Night of the Living Dead was for it’s time, but it was the original Dawn of The Dead that hooked me. I didn’t understand Romero’s stand on consumerism at the time, but I just knew that it was a fucking meaty (pun intended) horror film, and thus my love for the undead was born…

So, thru the years I bought any old zombie film I could on vhs. Some were great, awesome films. Others sucked like a two-bit hooker… but still I liked them. A bit like two-bit hookers, I guess.

As I’ve grown older my collection has expanded, and with the wonders of region-free dvd players I can cast my net far and wide and pull in zed-flicks from other countries. I strongly recommend Severed (aka Forest of the Dead) if you can track one down. I can strongly NOT recommend Tokyo Zombie from… well… Tokyo.

And all the while watching these films I’d completely lose myself in their worlds. The book I started writing years ago is zombie-based and WILL one day see the light of day. I know it’s good enough. I’ve also another project in the works… but more about that at a later date…

I really missed the boat on Shaun of the Dead where the production crew cast the zombies from the fans of the creators TV series Spaced. That could’ve been my break! Curse my fashionable lateness to all things cool…

I digress. I want to be a zombie. I want to be a zombie extra in a film. Fuck it, I want it so bad give me the lead zombie role and I’ll literally chew the scenery/cast to the best of my ability. I don’t care if it’s mainstream or an independent film, but I want in. Surely one of my many friends reading this, or anyone who’s wandered in must know of someone who can help?

Other than that I can only figure out a few ways of achieving this ambition on my Jack Jones.

1/ Make my own film… not really economically viable…

2/ Write the damn book, get it bought by a film company and have a clause in the contract stating that I get my undead ass on the big screen… this is probably my best bet at the moment…

or 3/ find someone making a zombie film and get myself involved!

Sure, I know a couple of guys from college who now make films, but they’re not making zombie ones!! I want to get covered in make-up and blood, moan like a… a… two-bit hooker and eat someone! (not unlike aforementioned hooker)

Can any of you help? I don’t care where I have to go, or who I have to eat. I am your undead whore! Jeez, I don’t even need paying, and I assume food is supplied – either alive or dead?

And think of the benefits – free publicity thru my radio show, all over my FB and Twitter pages and thru the Power of My Blog (said like He-Man raising his sword), which is taking off pretty well and now averaging over 100 hits per entry and rising fast.

So, scratch my back, and I’ll eat your brains. How’s that for a deal?

C’mon, help an undead brother out? Cos if you don’t there’s only one thing left for me to try.

Zombie porn.

And I’m not too keen on eating some of the meat in those films…

I'm screaming for a bloody makeover. Literally.

Facebook – A blessing _and_ a curse

We all use Facebook. You, me, the guy sitting next to you on the bus, the girl doing her grocery shopping that you’ve had your eye on down aisle 24. Everyone’s at it. (Except for my parents… but Ma Ruth has only just discovered how to turn a PC on).

I must admit that I was a late comer to FB, despite my friends protestations and badgering. I kept saying that it was for losers and time-wasters (it still is, it’s just now that I’m one of them!) and that I would never bother with it.

But then I used to say that about mobile phones.

I succumbed in the end, as then girlfriend pointed out how she kept in touch with people she wouldn’t usually with it and how she unearthed some old friends as well – so I took the plunge.

Within a couple of days I was hooked. I’d refound an old friend from my childhood home of Norwich, had actually caught up with some old relations and had already started making new friends along the way.

Gatherings of friends - usually organised thru FB!

I did make the mistake, however, of starting up on several silly little bullshit games (thankfully not farmville, cafeville, dogshitville, etc) and I ended up logging on incessantly just to try and keep up with everything and it ate… and ate… and ate… at my time, which was already limited thru kids and work.

Fortunately I’ve sealed those demons in a little digital coffin, and now the only game I do play semi-regularly (depending on illness, holidays and hangovers) is Premier Football. And even I’m use that a little less these days.

No, FB is a blessing when it comes to old contacts, social interaction and generally just being fucking nosey. And to getting laid. Is it just us blokes that have had a conversation that included; “I got talking to her on facebook”? It happens – whether you can see it or not. It used to be mobile phones that were THE tool for sex, but FB fucked that little plastic toy a while ago.

People can still occasionally use phones for communication...

FB can be a catalyst for trouble as well. I had one incident a while back where I went on holiday with a then girlfriend who promptly tried to fuck everything in front of me. Drunkenly I decided to fill the FB world in on everything that was happening, blow by blow. When we got back I found myself in a shit storm, and like a complete mug I succumbed to the girl’s demands to lie and cover it all up and pretend it never happened…

Luckily, as soon as I had written my retraction on FB one of my best friends (step forward Mr A Ward) spoke up and said; “Why are you lying to everyone? What the fuck is wrong with you?” I deleted the retraction and got on with it.

People in the street asked me about it for a long time afterwards and I told them the truth. Fortunately, most people knew me well enough to know I’d tried covering up in the first place. And the amount of people that also said “I told you so” and wondered why I hadn’t heeded their warnings before I’d left…

Also, how many times have you seen an argument or dispute escalate quickly on FB? Some of them are hilarious and others make very uncomfortable reading. One girl I’m friends with is a (wannabe) model and another girl made a comment about her selling her body and it went downhill very fast. But, like a car crash, you couldn’t look away.

We’ve all seen the virals online and in magazines of the bitter disputes that have erupted and gone down in online folk lore – much to our amusement! I’ve had friends fall out thru FB and then come to blows in the street when they see each other, and without the power of The Book these things just wouldn’t happen.

And how many relationships have fallen apart because of FB, and how many statuses have been miscontrued; led to arguments; caused problems cos one of the couple was a complete pyscho who saw threat and hidden meanings in sentences like “went to the zoo today” so clearly you must be having a fucking affair!!

*ahem*

And wouldn’t the world be a much duller (if safer) place without facebook? Fuck gun control, etc, FB’s probably the biggest cause of hatred and anger!

On the up side (other than meeting new people and getting laid) FB’s power can bring a lot of good. How many couples have got together thru contact on the site (see: getting laid) and I must admit that it’s improved my life quite drastically in the last year or so.

I’ve always been able to write, as per an earlier blog, and FB has been a great conduit to showcase what I can do… and all thru the ‘status’ section. It started just after I signed up, and I found that I could make people laugh with my wit (yes, I have got some) and my statuses started to go down in lore. For example, one of my earliest read “Just when I was losing all faith in God and his abilities, he goes and makes Linsay Lohan a lesbian. Thanks, Big Fella. I owe you one.” Yeah, it IS funny, trust me. In fact, I think I’ve got all the best ones written down somewhere…

The friends you make...

The statuses started to roll out and I’d limit them to one every couple of days as the comments would build and build on them, and I’d never release two close together as I didn’t want them to steal each others thunder! Lame, probably, but I was getting people inboxing me, messaging me thru my phone, people adding me just so they could read them, and stopping me in the street or at work to tell me that I was funny and could write.

If only they’d listened to me fucking years ago when I was trying to tell them that!

People then started to recycle my statuses, and this then spread to Twitter – which then got ME onto Twitter, but that’s another blog.

But FB has also improved my creative output no end. One such example I’m not going to divulge now, but it involves writing a book with a friend but we’ll let you know about that soon enough, and I don’t want to jinx it, but I met him thru FB and our writing foundation and friendship grew thru the website. If it wasn’t for FB it wouldn’t be happening.

FB is also the base I use for my radio show on http://www.vectisradio.com – people request songs on my wall, say hello and generally keep the show flowing and enable me to make it a highly interactive experience. A couple of weekends a go I ran a Hip Hop show and the response was extraordinary. I now have FB running religiously in the background while I’m on air… as I have now. I’m writing this blog between songs!

So, as the blog states, FB is a blessing and/or a curse, but what I’ve realised finally is that it’s up to you to make it what it is. You can start new friendships, working relationships, loving relationships, groups, fan clubs, etc, or you can go down the other route and continually lambast people and shower us with your problems and grievances… but that’s fine with us, as we all love a little soap opera.

And facebook is the soap opera that never ends. So add me – I’m one of the cast.

And so are you.