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Canada – Day Five – Walking into a Nissan Infinity Advert

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And finally my body clock has adjusted and I awake at 8am instead of 3am. The previous evening was the first night I’d made it past 9pm as well!

Our room at the Marketplace Hotel is basic but comfortable, and opening the blinds onto

The Olympic Rings over the building site

the balcony reveals the splendid view of a building site, for a second making me think we’d ended up in Torremolinos before realising it’s 6 degrees outside and I can see snow-capped mountains everywhere.

The building site isn’t an overly bad thing, as I get to see some big trucks up close and also get an idea of what the new Olympic Square might end up looking like. The 2010 Winter Olympics put Whistler solidly on the map (even more so than before) and the works outside are a continuation of this legacy.

A quick watch of ResortTV and (with a cold-filling Jo) we’re ready to take a wander around the village/site… which is a lot bigger than I originally thought.

There are a plethora of shops in the village which cater for absolutely every need. There’s a cigar shop (kudos on the $20 Junior Monte Cristo I enjoyed) which will make them while you wait; countless conveniences and supermarkets; LOADS of stores selling warm winter gear; a hat store where you can get your own hat adorned with anything you fancy; several nightclubs; several food places which also moonlight as clubs/pubs; a spa; a jewelry store;  books shops; gift shops; two phone shops; an accountants (!); a medical centre (obviously); a post office; and even a lingerie shop… although I can’t imagine many ladies skiing in their camisoles.

And in the middle of all these shops and stores, and medical centres and bars, we walk into a throng of people which immediately makes me slow my walk. There’s something false about them that I can’t put my finger on…

And then a voice yelled: “CUT!”

Yep, we’d walked straight into an advert being filmed for the new Nissan Infiniti. It was surreal, walking into a crowd of beautiful people (luckily I fit in perfectly… Jo, on the other hand…) who kept walking, looking up at nothing, smiling and twirling, and then resuming their original standing point. Apparently the snow would be added later.

I don’t think I’m breaching any confidentiality rules by showing you what I filmed of it:

We have a good walk and scout around and make a plan of action for our next few days in Whistler… but today will start with a mean old bison burger in the Citta Bistro (not a million miles away from a beef burger, but gives you an arse to rival Chris Ettritchs’), a relaxing afternoon in a book shop/internet cafe before retiring to the hotel room to read the local/national newspapers (ie The Globe and Mail). It’s a habit I’ve always enjoyed, although when I was in Rome I didn’t get much sense out of the Italian newspaper…

The Twinkie search continues, but without luck – apart from finding a Baby Ruth (thanks to the Goonies film I’d always wondered what these were like!). I did also find a roll of cookie dough! Unheard of in the UK! And today I started to devour it… I got quarter of the way thru before Jo dragged me to the cinema (did I mention that there was also one of those?) to finally get round to watching Inception… which was great!

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Canada – Day Five: Thru Stanley Park to Whistler

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Victoria on Vancouver Island reminds me very much of the Isle of Wight – a beautiful area peppered with tourism hotspots. Plus it’s on an island… in case you missed that point.

Back thru Vancouver

Another large and healthy breakfast at Marketa’s introduces us to more people from around the world; this time Birmingham, UK and a foreign woman who I couldn’t fathom where she originated from. I can usually tell after a few lines of speech roughly where someone is from on the planet, but this woman mystified me. She sat with the Swiss couple who were still staying, and spoke to them in French, but her mother tongue eluded me, although I’m fairly sure she was European… which is probably why she could speak French, Jode.

A half hour drive back to the ferry (once more aboard the Spirit of Vancouver) and then we’re heading thru the city of Vancouver again, to it’s northwest corner and a place called Stanley Park.

Downtown VC from Stanley Park

Now, whenever I mentioned that I was about to holiday in Canada, a couple of people told me that I should go to Stanley Park – and they were right to recommend it.

Opened in 1888, it sits on 404 hectacres of land and is bigger than New York’s Central Park but a lot smaller than London’s Richmond Park, but Richmond doesn’t have the sights that this place does. As you walk around you get a panoramic scope of downtown Vancouver and the Pacific Ocean that surrounds the park.

Covered in approximately half a million trees (and there were some big bastards there, too!) Stanley Park receives roughly 8 million visitors a year. While we were there during the end of season in early October, the place was still covered with people, and lots of joggers and cyclists using the 8.8km seawall.

The famous totems at Stanley Park

Stanlay Park is also home to the Vancouver Aquarium, and if you read my previous blog about the Undersea Gardens, then believe me when I tell you that the Aquarium pisses on the Garden from a great, great height.

Opened in 1956, the Aquarium is a self-supporting, non-profit organisation set in the heart of Stanley Park and is a centre for animal rehabilitation, marine research and conservation. The entrance to the AquariumIt’s animal occupants include Pacific White-sided dolphins, beluga whales, 300 species of fish, 30,000 invertebrates, 56 species of amphibians and reptiles, and around 60 mammals and birds!

The variety of animals on display was awesome, particularly the more lively ones such as the dolphins and whales, but a giant octopus was also very impressive – especially as it had stuck itself to the glass! Cue lots of people taking pictures of each other with their heads surrounded by tentacles!

After watching the baluga show we entered a cinematic room which promised a 4D experience. Wearing 3d glasses we sat down to watch a BBC Planet earth programme about the local sealife and were subjected to sprays of water, rumbling seats, blasts of air, and finally a poke in the back just as a 3D barracuda leapt from the screen – provoking a yell of ‘MOTHER FUCKER’ from me… followed by complete silence as every parent and child cast their iron gazes at me… and there were a lot of people around my sorry ass…

Jumping in the SUV we set off for Whistler and were treated to close up views of mountains, bays, trees and rocks before stopping at a mini-village half-way up the mountains in the middle of nowhere. It was home to one of the neatest looking supermarkets I’ve ever seen; but, alas, no twinkies… the search continues…A baluga whale

Whistler is beautiful, as suggested by the drive there, but the actual resort itself is perfectly picturesque. A shame it wasn’t covered in snow when we arrived, but there are plenty of postcards and pictures around to show you how stunning it looks most of the year.

Situated in the Southern Pacific ranges of the Coast Mountains, BC, it has a permenant population of just under 10,000 people which swells often due to all of the workers who travel in every day to work there. Two million people a year visit Whistler, and – once we’d had a minor panic about being locked out of our hotel room before we’d even got in – we became another two of those visitors.